In your face news warns of traffic fatality pandemic

Comedian JP Sears, posing as a government spokesperson, announces:

“We are in the midst of a traffic fatality pandemic. As you’ve witnessed in the daily news reports, it is apparent that driving has become a serious and deadly situation. We are seeing an unprecedented 3,700 deaths per day from traffic fatalities around the world. Our experts have come up with a death model that shows the death rate could go as high as ten million people. In order to save lives, we’re issuing a no driving, stay-at-home order…”

JP’s skit provides a comical metaphor for the extreme and unconstitutional views guiding Canadian society under the whip lash of COVID-19(84). You can watch his entire In Your Face News skit here

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John C. A. Manley About the Author: John C. A. Manley is the author of the full-length novel, Much Ado About Corona: Dystopian Love Story. He is currently working on the sequel, Brave New Normal, while living in Stratford Ontario, with his wife Nicole and son Jonah. You can subscribe to his email newsletter, read his amusing bio or check out his novel.


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