COVID Baptism: In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Squirt Gun. Amen.

In this photo, a masked priest baptizes a child from more than six feet away using… a water pistol:

“In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Squirt Gun. Amen.”

I don’t know if this was approved by the Vatican. Hopefully, they won’t be going back to that ol’ “conversion at gun point” policy. 

Regardless, it’s hard to know whether to cringe, cry or collapse in laughter.

Is this the new normal we want to see for our children?

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John C. A. Manley About the Author: John C. A. Manley is the author of the full-length novel, Much Ado About Corona: Dystopian Love Story. He is currently working on the sequel, Brave New Normal, while living in Stratford Ontario, with his wife Nicole and son Jonah. You can subscribe to his email newsletter, read his amusing bio or check out his novel.


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